Mr. Husband Saturday

I have been in a bit of a writing funk lately. I took a meme, and instead of answering the questions myself, I asked Mr. Husband for his answers and told him they would be going on my blog. He would do his own but he has it in his head that his punctuation sucks so bad that he wouldn't be able to do it. I think he would just rather me do it.



You have been given $1,000,000 to use as you wish; however, you can not keep any of it. Who would you give the money to? - "I would give it to the wife, so she could spend it and I could dictate how it gets spent!"


They are making a movie about you and your family, who is portraying you? Your spouse? Describe what the movie is about? - "Jonah Hill (in his fat days) would portray me. Poppy Montgomery would play my wife. And the movie would be a mix of Raising Hope and An American Horror Story. Haha!"


If you could have any talent at all in the world, which would it be? - "I would love to play the piano. It's a really beautiful instrument and I could be the next Victor Borge"


If you could trade places with someone for the day, who would it be and why? - "The President. I would legalize pot, tax the shit out of it and get us out of this deficit."


What did people tease you about growing up? - "My weight and those ugly plaid pants my mom put me in."


If you were on an island and could have a lifetime supply of ONE food, what would it be? - "Top Ramen. Just need a pot and water to make. Oh and bugs. Bugs are a good source of protein."


Your biggest pet peeve? - "People who interrupt me when I am talking. Makes me want to stab them in the face repeatedly."


Can you give me 6 common uses for safety pins? -

1. Holding your pants closed
2. Self-defense
3. Holding an open wound closed
4. Starting your own piercing trend
5. Oh oh and for grossing people out
6. Splinter Removal

What is one possession you couldn't live without? - "My fishing gear. And when said like that, yes, it counts as one possession."

A dirty confession - "I scored a 17% on the 100 point purity test for non-virgins. And yes, it's real, google it."

**And there you have it folks. Mr. Husband's first blog, kind of. Some of his answers definitely made me go what the eff!  And maybe I shouldn't ask him for answers when he's half asleep. *giggles*