More Randomness...

Here it is, another Sunday, another random meme. I hope you all enjoy reading these as much as I enjoy doing them. It's a great time killer and an awesome way to procrastinate.

• Is there anyone you just wish would fall off the planet? Man, where does all this hate stem from? Can't we just all get along? Okay, now that I've said my "good girl answer", I can be honest. There's Kim Kardashian (who cares about your stupid wedding drama), The "Bieb" (she really gets on my nerves, even with all that musical talent. You know she didn't father that baby, one must have a penis to do that), and last but not least, Snookie (even with your "poof" I could step on you without exerting any energy at all shawty, what you got now?)
• How do you flush the toilet in public? I cross my arms in front of my chest and blink, and *poof* it flushes. What kind of question is this?
• Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? No, I prefer to wear mine on the couch *raises an eyebrow*
• Name one thing you worry about running out of. Batteries (double and triple A)
• What are you super powers? I can flush the toilet by pulling an "I Dream of Jeannie"
• What's your most annoying habit? Sarcasm?
• What superstition do you believe/practice? When I was little, my mom and I didn't get along. Remember the whole "step on a crack, break your mama's back" rhyme? Most days I stepped on every crack I could find, and never once did it happen. Superstitions are stupid. (What? I was 7, don't judge me.)(We get along great now, I'm glad it didn't happen, just saying...)
• Last thing you broke? *mumbles* It was one of my toys from Edenfantasys. Poor thing didn't stand a chance.
• If you wrote a book about your life, what would the title be? Oh sure, make me think. I'll get back to you...
• Is your bedroom window open? Depends, are you stalking me?
• Are you experienced? Damn skippy I am, wait, what?
• Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Obviously you know nothing about me if you had to ask that. 
• How about you put your legs behind your head? How about I don't and we just say I did. I don't need another trip to the ER.
• Say a number from one to a hundred... A number from one to a hundred (that was a piece of cake)
• Have you ever had a weird or scary paranormal experience? Often actually
• What is something that people are currently "into" that you just don't get or appreciate? There are many things in this world that I don't get, and I am sure you don't want to get me started ranting about that. 
• You get a package in the mail. What is it and who is it from? More than likely Edenfantasys and it's a toy for review or a shipment of goodies that I ordered.