He Said What?

Although I joined five days late and have a lot of catching up to do, I have decided join the NaNoWriMo for nothing else but to see if I can do it. I had totally forgot about it until I went through my comments and one of you asked me if I was going to do it. Hence, the reason I am starting late. Anyways, Mr. Husband finds out I am doing this and decides he will be helpful and help me name my novel that I will be working on, and here is what he came up with...

• 42 going on 4, Life with Mr. Husband
• Microbiology, Our Sex Life
• Hung Like a Gnat, The Anatomy of Mr. H
• His Penis, The Long and Short of It All (Mostly the Short)
• Oh Lord, Why Can't He Behave in Public
• You Can Dress Him Up but Can't Take Him Anywhere
• His Farts Smell Like Christmas (and Other Rantings of A Housewife)
• He Wears a 13 Shoe (But Downstairs, It's a Tootsie Roll and 2 Jujubees)
• My Husband, A Funny Mother F$&%er

Honestly girls, I couldn't make this up if I wanted to. He is all for me joining this writing thing but determined to make it difficult for me along the way. What can you do?