Randomness

Occasionally, I will draw a blank to what I want to write about. Today is that day. I really don't have any fawk you's to throw out there right now. I am, for the most part, in a pretty decent mood. Going to have some seafood for dinner then going out with friends to see a band, 80's Rewind. So it's gonna be a good night. So for today, just a random questions meme...

Do you smoke anything? Up until last Saturday, I smoked cigarettes (for over 20 years). If I feel myself getting a craving, I will light up a cigar and take a big puff off of it, choke myself and remember why I am quitting. They are nasty.

Do you like monkeys? Does a bear shit in the woods?

How many fillings do you have? None

Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? Lake

Have you ever licked one of those square batteries? Oh em gee, on a daily basis. Seriously...what kind of question is this and who does that??

Have you ever read the Bible? Nope

Did you ever go to Sunday School? Yes

Do you wear a lot of black? Depends on my mood

Did you ever bring a weapon to school? Does an attitude count?

Have you ever hugged a tree? All the time, and then I get pissed off that they don't hug me back. And then I stop talking to them because they are insensitive. Fucking trees anyways.

Do you know what a sphincter actually is? Lower Esophageal Sphincter or Anal? Please specify.

Describe your hair? Umm Hairy

Are you a wildbeast? WTF is a wildbeast? Do you mean Wildebeest? Either way, no.

Do you like to have fun? "Oh girls they wanna have fuu-un, oh girls just wanna have fuuuuuuuuun"

Do you like drama? Not particularly

Have you ever taken a bong hit? Yes, but I didn't inhale

Do you like mayonnaise? I prefer the tangy zip of Miracle Whip

Are you afraid to die? Are you going to kill me?

Do you like playing in leaves? Do I look 5?

Have you ever peed your pants as an adult? Haha no but that would be funny

Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult? Again, nope

Are you an adult? Depends on who you ask

Ever won a spelling bee? Actually Yes

Do you ever eat because your depressed? I eat because I'm hungry

Are you a television addict? With the exception of Ghost Hunters International, Glee, So you think you can dance, America's got talent, The Voice, The sing off, Family Guy, Paranormal State, Bones, The Mentalist, Law and Order (all of them)..I would definitely have to say no, definitely not a t.v addict.

Do you think OJ was guilty? As sin

Do you enjoy spending time with your mother? I enjoy other people's mothers much more than my own

Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? Yes

On a swing? No, but I would love to try

Do you like Elvis? Elvis as in the King or Elvis as in my vibrator? (what? three speeds...love me tender, jail house rock, and all shook up...stop judging me!!)

Do you enjoy watching animals ?do it? on the Discovery channel? Using the term "do it" is highly hilarious to me, please don't do that again

Ever been hit on at a zoo? Well, that one monkey was winking at me

Have you ever had sex with a total stranger? Are you offering?

Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkeys? HAHAHA...yes, the way they rub my back and feet, and the way the sing me to sleep with that sexy voice. I do so enjoy that

Does your mom think someone is hot? Um eww and I have no idea

Are you a sugar freak? Yes I have been known to enjoy "sugar" occasionally

Ever been arrested? Yes

Ever commit a crime and get away with it? I have the right to remain silent...see above question as to why I invoke this right

Do you like orange juice? Depends on my mood

What sign are you? A stop one

Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly? *mental image I did not need*

Where do you wish you were right now? Right where I am, because obviously this is TONS of fun.

Did you enjoy this? I enjoyed it more than say, a root canal