Pet Peeve Monday and A Trip to the ER

So I took a nasty fall down the stairs yesterday and ended up coming out of the emergency room looking like this. Mr. Husband just couldn't wait to take a picture and post it to Facebook. Thanks honey. The blogs may be sporadic this week. I sprained my ankle, knee and shoulder and bruised my chest and ribs so being out of my arm sling causes pain.  It makes typing hard. Let's see if I can get through this one before I plan to do anymore.

Conversations From Bed...Part 4

Tonight, the final conclusion to our bedtime conversations...where were we? Ah yes, genetically altered lettuce...let's back up to those last few moments of the previous post, shall we?...


Me - "Should we maybe change the subject then?"
Mr. H - "Yes, to genetically altered lettuce."
Me - "What about it?"
Mr. H - "It's lettuce...that's altered...wait for it...genetically. Duh!"

Comversations From Bed...Part 3

Tonight, a exciting part 3 to the Conversations from Bed saga. Okay, honestly, not sure how exciting it will be but to me, this entire conversation that took place actually had me laughing as I laid there listening to him ramble on. When we left off at Part 2, Mr. Husband was talking about music and how it affects zombies. Tonight we will be visiting those most likely to be turned into zombies and their armies...

Conversations From Bed...Part 2

"When we last left off, Mr. Husband was attempting to convince me of ways he could die while waiting on movies to come out on Redbox and I was trying to tell him it was not going to happen...

Conversations From Bed...Part 1

So Mr. Husband and I are laying in bed talking the other night and he decides he wants to impart some knowledge and stories to me and this blog. So, fair warning and apologies in advance...this is what I put up with on a day to day basis, and yes, even at bedtime.
Now somehow, we have come upon the topic of The Avengers movie and how he can't see it when it comes out....and this is how it went...

Fawk You Friday

Yay for the weekend! Finally! What does this mean for me? Not a damn thing. No big plans, no date night, no band night...just gonna stay home and chill with Mr. Husband, work on my blogs, and possibly work on my bedroom. (looks like Hurricane Heather hit it) I have 8 kittens that I need to find homes for. Adorable as they are, they gotta go, preferably sooner than later. I am linking up with Boobies  and Christy for a Fawk You Friday. I only have one major fuck you today, and it's just one of those "wtf" things.

My Colonoscopy - A Vlog

Okay, so how many of you came here just to see if I actually did this vlog? If you can honestly answer that you did, then we are going to make great friends. It just goes to show that I am not alone in my messed up world of thinking and that there are others like me running around. Yeah, anyways, soooo not doing a vlog, and really not doing one featuring my colonoscopy. What is wrong with you people??

Pet Peeve Monday

One week and one day without smoking. Yay! I know it's not much to a lot of people out there, but it's  major step up for me. It's slowly getting easier, I don't feel the cravings when I wake up or after I've eaten anymore. It's been nice. I'm going to give it a solid two weeks before I implement my workout plans. I wanted to wait in case I ate my way through my cravings, but I haven't done that either. This is now a really good plan as I actually had an accident and fell walking up the stairs to our room today. I jacked up my right ankle, right knee, and landed on my right wrist. I not only hurt myself, but I think I officially scared the crap out of Mr. Husband as well. So for now, ya'll can call me Ms. Gimpy. I won't get mad, I promise. 

Randomness

Occasionally, I will draw a blank to what I want to write about. Today is that day. I really don't have any fawk you's to throw out there right now. I am, for the most part, in a pretty decent mood. Going to have some seafood for dinner then going out with friends to see a band, 80's Rewind. So it's gonna be a good night. So for today, just a random questions meme...

Pet Peeve Mondays

I was awake every hour on the hour last night. Talk about a long assed night. I finally gave up and got up at 6 am and have been sitting here for two hours trying to figure out what this weeks blogs will contain. I've started three different ones but haven't finished one yet. 
As a side note here, I had my last cigarette Saturday. I am trying to quit smoking. Mr. Husband gave me extra incentive that if I go smoke free for six months, I get a new Coach purse. (His idea, not mine)

Thankful Thursdays

Day 5, no smoking. And I am proud to report that I haven't killed anyone yet. That's one thing I can be both thankful for and proud of. Yesterday was a blogging nightmare. I had a blog that I really enjoyed doing but at the end, I couldn't get it to all tie together. I probably sat in front of my screen for about four hours trying to fix it and just couldn't, so it's now just sitting there, unfinished. Things to be thankful for today...

It's a Pre-Menopausal Tuesday

Okay Gals! You asked for it so here it is. The pre-menopausal blog sharing begins. I finally gave in and read the "Menopause for Dummies" book. And although I found it rather amusing that I even read this book at all, I also found it extremely helpful. It used terms that most anyone can understand and told you everything from symptoms, to what to expect, and things you should be tested for as you start this part of your life.

Fawk You Friday

I am tired. Hell, not even tired, I am exhausted. I am sitting here, trying to force my eyes to stay open and dozing between words (occasionally opening them back up to something like "dja;kf" It's 10:09 am, I should be nice and awake by now, but oh no, my body wants to do what it wants to do. I always get like this, one week every month, where I am just fucking tired, moody, and a total space cadet. Stupid woman issues anyways.

Thankful Thursdays

Humor. My life is full of it. Mr. Husband has lots to say about everything and most of it's funny. Yesterday, I was rudely awakened by choking to death. Seriously, I woke up choking and coughing. That's two days in a row it's happened. And I am not sure why. Anyways, after being woke up like this, I decided to just stay up, my head and chest was hurting, my nose wouldn't stop running, and I just felt like there was no way I was going to go back to sleep anytime soon. I get online for a bit and am still not feeling any better. Mr. Husband is heading to the kitchen to make something to eat and this conversation takes place...

A Nostalgic Wednesday

My baby girl is no longer a baby. And this is hitting me harder than I thought it would. She's now having her own baby, at 18. There are so many things I want to tell her, but haven't been able to because I feel that right now, she just needs me to be her mommy without being being preachy or judging. The little girl who at 9 months, had spinal meningitis and they told me she wouldn't live. If she did live, she would never walk or talk. She has always had an inner strength that I don't even think she realizes she has. And even though she is going to have a rough road ahead of her, I know, without a doubt, that she will come out of it just fine. She always has. I love you Ms. Meghan. 

Tuesday Thoughts

That's right, I now own this book. I found it at a thrift store a few weeks back and figured what the hell, might as well start reading up on it now and then I'll be ahead of the game, right? Mr. Husband just rolled his eyes and smirked at me. (he better be careful, I'm sure I could cite some kind of hormonal imbalance if I were to actually bring harm to him due to menopause, just saying)

Pet Peeve Mondays

I hope you all enjoyed your weekend! Nothing much happened here. No major excitements, accidents, or stories, unless you count me kicking Mr. Husband's ass in a Peggle Nights marathon. That's right, I am that woman who kicks her man's ass in something and then brags about it. I wouldn't of said anything if he hadn't given me the idea to, so it's totally his fault. Just sayin...