Pet Peeve Monday and A Trip to the ER

So I took a nasty fall down the stairs yesterday and ended up coming out of the emergency room looking like this. Mr. Husband just couldn't wait to take a picture and post it to Facebook. Thanks honey. The blogs may be sporadic this week. I sprained my ankle, knee and shoulder and bruised my chest and ribs so being out of my arm sling causes pain.  It makes typing hard. Let's see if I can get through this one before I plan to do anymore.

Conversations From Bed...Part 4

Tonight, the final conclusion to our bedtime conversations...where were we? Ah yes, genetically altered lettuce...let's back up to those last few moments of the previous post, shall we?...


Me - "Should we maybe change the subject then?"
Mr. H - "Yes, to genetically altered lettuce."
Me - "What about it?"
Mr. H - "It's lettuce...that's altered...wait for it...genetically. Duh!"

Comversations From Bed...Part 3

Tonight, a exciting part 3 to the Conversations from Bed saga. Okay, honestly, not sure how exciting it will be but to me, this entire conversation that took place actually had me laughing as I laid there listening to him ramble on. When we left off at Part 2, Mr. Husband was talking about music and how it affects zombies. Tonight we will be visiting those most likely to be turned into zombies and their armies...

Conversations From Bed...Part 2

"When we last left off, Mr. Husband was attempting to convince me of ways he could die while waiting on movies to come out on Redbox and I was trying to tell him it was not going to happen...

Conversations From Bed...Part 1

So Mr. Husband and I are laying in bed talking the other night and he decides he wants to impart some knowledge and stories to me and this blog. So, fair warning and apologies in advance...this is what I put up with on a day to day basis, and yes, even at bedtime.
Now somehow, we have come upon the topic of The Avengers movie and how he can't see it when it comes out....and this is how it went...

Fawk You Friday

Yay for the weekend! Finally! What does this mean for me? Not a damn thing. No big plans, no date night, no band night...just gonna stay home and chill with Mr. Husband, work on my blogs, and possibly work on my bedroom. (looks like Hurricane Heather hit it) I have 8 kittens that I need to find homes for. Adorable as they are, they gotta go, preferably sooner than later. I am linking up with Boobies  and Christy for a Fawk You Friday. I only have one major fuck you today, and it's just one of those "wtf" things.

My Colonoscopy - A Vlog

Okay, so how many of you came here just to see if I actually did this vlog? If you can honestly answer that you did, then we are going to make great friends. It just goes to show that I am not alone in my messed up world of thinking and that there are others like me running around. Yeah, anyways, soooo not doing a vlog, and really not doing one featuring my colonoscopy. What is wrong with you people??